Or “Blue Ribbon” for the fools who call it that. The best way to drink PBR, I’ve discovered, is from a 40. Even better: from a 40 and shared with someone as you walk around Portchester pregaming dinner.
…to Garrett and Thie! Twas a poor decision to schedule work for tomorrow, but I’m still gonna join in the festivities with Dee & Thie. Hopefully I won’t get drunk! Today will be the first day I don’t see Garrett since last Wednesday.
Now I’m drinking a glass of OJ and I spotted a bottle with just one shot of vodka left in it that is just BEGGING me to make a screwdriver. I will not, though, because it’s 1pm and I need to get my shit together.
I wonder how much my tumblr makes me look like an alcoholic. I’m not, I swear.