this is probably why people thought you were an ass in college
- R: Help me find girls! I have trouble finding people who are interesting and smart here.
- Me: This bar probably isn't the best place. No one here is going to be smart enough for you.
- R: I know! Like, if they don't know Kafka or Dante... I don't care if they've read them, but at least HEARD of them.
- Me: Exactly.
- R: In this bar, let's say there's about 3 people--men or women--who are intelligent enough--
- Me: Well there are three of us here, so...
